Finally!—a sweet and drinkable gin at a sweet and swallowable cost (about $50 a bottle).
In other headlines:
Study: Gin-drinking increases fictional news fabrication by 50 per cent—no, 150 per cent!
Recent poll finds gin officially the new drink of Christmas—and while we’re at it, juniper the new poinsettia and space-filling headlines with no real news content the new standard of journalism. (By ‘poll’ of course I mean, me, and by recent, I mean, this instant.) Frankly, I think the poinsettia has had it pret-ty good the past few centuries. So has eggnog. x
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